Characters

Henry & June: Henry and June are the cartoon kids who host “KABLAM!” They’re a couple of comic book characters who, out of the KABLAMMINESS of their hearts, jump out of their comic book each week to be your guides through a world of incredible cartoons and outrageous animation. June’s a little crazy, while Henry’s kind of laid-back, which makes for some truly KABLAMMIC moments. These two definitely make a great team. In fact, you could say Henry is the KA to June’s BLAM!

Sniz: Imagine what would happen if you put 915 spoonfuls of sugar on a candy bar and ate it in one bite. If you didn’t get sick first, once all that sugar hit you, you’d probably end up acting like Sniz. Sniz equals energy. And although he doesn’t mean to, he usually ends up using his energy to turn the life of his best friend, Fondue, into a giant KABLAMMITY.

Fondue: Fondue is the kind of guy who’s having a nervous breakdown all the time. (You would too, if your name meant chunks of food dipped in oily, cheesy goo.) And how could he NOT lose his marbles from time to time with a hyperactive freak like Sniz for a best friend? Fondue has even gone as far as buying poisonous scorpions to protect his bedroom from super-charged Snizz, but it’s no use. Fondue just can’t win.

Prometheus: We recently discovered a top secret video shot 900,000 years ago by an alien named Prometheus using a remote control camera. The alien’s mission: To teach basic survival skills to prehistoric man. His subject: A caveman named Bob. After viewing the footage, one thing is clear: We can rest assured that human beings didn’t become stupid overnight–we’ve had aeons of practice. (In other words, years and years and years.)

Bob: Bob is a caveman, and he’s a little bit slow (if you catch our drift). But then again, maybe Prometheus isn’t really so almighty and powerful, since he keeps allowing a dope like Bob to break his video equipment. Bob may not be a rocket scientist, but at least he tries.

The Monkey: Intellectually superior to both Prometheus and Bob, the monkey you see in the ancient footage can’t help but look at the highly evolved creatures around him and scratch his head. He reluctantly helps out with Prometheus’ attempts at teaching Bob, but he seems embarrassed. If we could only know what was really going on inside that monkey’s head…

The Flesh: The old saying “The clothes make the man,” definitely doesn’t work for The Flesh. Who needs clothes when you’ve got such smooth synthetic skin and pumped-up plastic pecs? You’d go naked, too, if you were The Flesh.

Meltman: Meltman is a team player. He supports the Action League, because he’s a guy who puts teamwork first! Yessir, he rips the heart right out of evil by…by…melting! Yes, as you might have guessed, Meltman melts. He can withstand intense pain…really searing pain…pain like you wouldn’t believe. And it’s a good thing, too, because he’s one crime fighter who takes a lot of punishment on a daily basis. If only Thundergirl’s rejections were so easy to take!

Thundergirl: Don’t let Thundergirl’s plastic beauty deceive you–she’s one tough doll! She can chase down even the fastest foe with her fabulous flying power as easily as she can crush Meltman’s feelings with her fierce wit. This flygirl’s booming personality helps the League roar its way toward justice…like THUNDER!

Stinky Diver: Stinky Diver’s a superhero with an attitude as strong as his stench! A man unafraid to go beyond the law–and inside a toilet–to fight evil, he wears scuba gear both in the water and out (partly because it looks cool, and partly because even he can’t stand his powerful odor).

The Chief: The chief is the boss of the “Action League Now!” crew. He’s one tough piece of plastic, and don’t you forget it. Think you’ve got it tough? THIS guy gets run over and snapped in half almost every day–by his own team! Does he gripe about it? HAH! No bellyaching, touchy-feely, woe-is-me, snot-nosed sniveling from this hardboiled crime fighter. NONE! Save that namby-pamby stuff for your “Hello, Kitty” dolls. This is “Action League Now!”

Bill: No crime-fighting crusade is complete without a resident egghead. As the in-house power geek for the Action League, Bill the lab guy puts his injection-molded noodle to the test, harnessing the fearsome power of science and hi-tech gadgetry like…well…photocopiers and stuff. Don’t ask us how he devises these devices, just be glad for the sake of the Action League–and the entire city–that he does.

Loopy: If there’s one person in a perpetual KABLAMINESQUE state of mind, it’s Loopy. Loopy’s a little kid with an unbelievably powerful imagination. And she’s not afraid to take what exists in her head and turn it into reality. For example, if Loopy’s mom tells her to make a new friend, she goes right ahead and makes one. Not MEETS one, mind you–MAKES one. When you’re around Loopy, you have to watch what you say!

Larry: Larry is Loopy’s 12-year-old older brother and the narrator of Life With Loopy. Larry’s problem is, he’s constantly trying to decide whether his little sister needs protection from the world or the world needs protection from her. Larry often tries to stop Loopy’s runaway imagination, with very, very little success.

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Episode List

Season 1
1. All Purpose Kablam!
2. Built For Speed
3. Comics For Tomorrow Today
4. Comics Of Champions
5. It’s Flavorific
6. Kablam! Gets Results
7. A Little Dab’ll Do Ya
8. Untitled
9. Not Just For People Anymore
10. Resistance Is Futile
11. What The Astronauts Drink
12. Your Real Best Friend
13. You’ve Tried The Rest! Now Try The Best!

Season 2
14. Art + Science = Fun
15. Better Than A Poke In The Eye
16. Cramming Cartoons Since 1627
17. E Pluribus Kablam
18. Get Sam Donaldson’s Mystery Bag
19. Hand Cranked For Your Enjoyment
20. Harold’s Glow-In-The-Dark Brand Butter
21. Hurts So Good
22. I Just Don’t Get It
23. Kablam! James Kablam!
24. Tastes Like Paper
25. Won’t Crack Or Peel
26. Won’t Stick To Most Dental Work

Season 3
27. More Happiness Than Allowed By Law
28. Money Train 2
29. Episode 29
30. Time Capsule
31. Year Round Fun
32. Your Logo Here
33. Great For Paper Training
34. Holdeth The Pickle, Holdeth The Lettuce
35. It’s All In The Wrist
36. You’ll Love Our Selection
37. You May Already Be A Kablammer
38. The New Class

Season 4
39. A Nut In Every Bite!
40. Takes A Knockin’ And Keeps Tick-Tockin’
41. In It To Win It
42. Sasquatch-ercise
43. Under New Management
44. Going The Extra Mile
45. The Best Of Both Worlds
46. The Kablair! Witch Project
47. Now With More Flava’

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